Fuck an clear 36" balloon and cum in it

Okay just doit XD

I aint sure if that is a balloon made in china... but unless you have the average US american male weight of 90 kg and up it might get a bit tricky but if you have the average french male weight 77 kg then a good european or US made 36" loon should be able to take your complete body weight.. and since you will most likely have your knees on the ground for stability chances are low that the loon accidentally pops. if you have fear of the noise just use those or comparable earplugs https://www.amazon.com/Sleepin....g-Reusable-Cancellin

@Whale Rider: I'm not exactly lightweighted :D But thank you for the link, I will check that.

@Zentron99: no worries just make sure that you dont fall of the loon and then of the bed and then break a leg -.-
make sure to read how to use the plugs just pushing em somehow into the ears will not do it... pretty robust loon brands are in my opinion (i am not a looner so my knowledge is ... limited) rifco, qualatex, toughtex, cattex I am sure I forgot tons of other good brands but the professional looners here might fill these blenks ^^

@Whale Rider: Well I love these cheap pear-shaped chinese loons :D I'm just phobic so I don't find the courage to try to use them. I know brands and all the stuff around loons, but thank you kindly for your help :3

@Zentron99 I am a non popper but its okay for me when they pop. I never had china balloons but i heard that they are very thin material. So when you want to ride one i would take a cattex or an other Balloon brand. You could take an an 44" or 55 they will not pop that easy.

@maskedlooner97: Yeah, but that's the shape that excite me that much... don't ask me why xD